Wtf did he think would happen?

Guy sticks knife in toaster
by deaddog 2 years ago (Thu, Jun 06, 2013) in Fail (SFW)
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The only thing that would make this better is if he was standing in water...
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  • deleted | 2 years ago | 18 points
    Holy fuck I wasn't expecting that.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 5 points
      Me neither. I just thought the knife was going to get really hot or someone was going to get electrocuted.
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
        the hot knife would have made spreading the cold butter a bit easier :)
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      A few sparks maybe, but not the whole fucking toaster blowing up
  • g0g3tfuck3d | 2 years ago | 13 points
    Morons...I pray they never have kids!
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      Mandatory license to breed perhaps??
    • misscritical | 2 years ago | 1 point
      Now that they don't have a toaster to put their dicks in, the chances of them having kids just increased.
  • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | 11 points
    No.. that is actually an impossibility.. unless that toaster was 480v, the breaker was federal pacific, the knife was made of silver, and his buddy was a special effects man just trying to make a YouTube hit..
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
      Just let us enjoy the show corporal buzzkill... Your as bad as fkb when it comes to animal posts.

      That's sounds dickish. But I'm not being dickish. More trying to be prickish. Someone should patent these fonts...
      • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | 5 points
        Sorry, it was glaringly fake to someone who eats lava, pisses perfection, and shits gold.. these 3 will probably die from brain damage due to sniffing duct seal and insulation.. ;)
        • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
          And for Moses's sake I didn't neg you. I was just making a witty rebuttal.

          And for all to know: being a dick is intentional being mean, being a prick is being mean in a sarcastic way. I swear that's written somewhere...
          • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | 2 points
            Nah, I didn't think you did.. just an adoring fan, or a plumber.... ;)
            • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
              That's funny, I tried posting this vid but apparently he beat me to it.. I knew it was fake but I wanted to see how many people would fall for it before you or Alchemist said something.. Your comment was priceless
              • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | 1 point
                I seriously tried to make a scenario that was plausible.. those damn federal pacific can do some serious welding.. ;)
        • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
          In my best British accent, ........well done sir!
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
        Wait... what?
        • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
          When I was FeBeeze I made a comment about how maybe we just want to see a horse dance instead of knowing why it danced. You told me the pain it went though to be molded that way. It's stuck ever since.
          • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
            I remember that. Yeah... I can be kind of a downer when it comes to animals, horses especially.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 8 points
    That's so fake.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      Agree, he was going to use a tea clothe for safety, as well .
  • Dwightchokem | 2 years ago | 7 points
    Reminds me of our Massachusetts government. A whole lot of discussion before making a completely retarded decision.
    • Azmaster | 2 years ago | 1 point
      Brilliant
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 6 points
    Man the fuck up......last words heard by many a "man".....
  • artemny | 2 years ago | 5 points
    911: what's your emergency?
    Call: my friend is a dumbass, please send a unit down here to shoot him...
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
    It was peer pressure, man!
    • LizardQueen | 2 years ago | 2 points
      It couldn't be. All of true peers are still in pre-school.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
    I've stuck a knife in a toaster and I just got shocked... no shit exploded.
    • JustenCase | 2 years ago | 1 point
      And you lived to tell about it?
      I always wondered if it would be a shock or electrocution.
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
        I was pretty young, maybe like ten. It was a big shock but still just a shock.
        • LadyQ | 2 years ago | 3 points
          I stick a bobby pin in an extension cord once. Ran up 3 flights of stairs like I floated.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      When I was a kid I put a butter knife in the toaster to get a piece of broken bread out. Got a shock and never did it again.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
    http://i.imgur.com/R3X0i.jpg
    • RawrRosalina | 2 years ago | 2 points
      A plus for the arrested development reference
  • mattamus | 2 years ago | 2 points
    He should put in the tub with him next.
  • polishnazi | 2 years ago | 2 points
    A short story on electricity; Do not fiddle with your cloths dryer while in mushrooms. I cross-phased the hot lead on my dryer while enjoying fungi. If I was not wearing my Super-birki insulated rubber garden clogs, I would be dead or hurt like a mother fucker
  • Quadrez | 2 years ago | 2 points
    pause the video at 1:03. He clearly didn't have the knife in his hand anymore.