Those crazy japanese

Surprise surprise in your eyes
by Cowboy Dan 7 years ago (Fri, Aug 17, 2007) in Wtf (NSFW)
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  • PissFlap | 7 years ago | 26 points
    CumiKaze !
    • deleted | 7 years ago | 1 point
      lmmfao.....damn rep system....i owe you a plus 1 for that Mr Pissflap....its too fuckin funny!!! and i wish that i could give ya 2 for thinking of it before me lmao
    • PissFlap | 7 years ago 0 points
      Thanks y'all.
    • cheesylemon | 7 years ago 0 points
      bloody rep. I owe you a big one.
    • HAcoreRD | 6 years ago 0 points
      Wish I knew you so I could give you a high five in person for that.
    • Macduff | 7 years ago -1 point
      scientist and poet!!! Pissflap i stand in awe, plus one to you
  • CobraDick | 7 years ago | 11 points
    Sick pieces of shit! If anyone ever gave my sister, my daughter, or ANY woman I cared about that kind of "surprise," his ass would be doomed.
    • PissFlap | 7 years ago | 9 points
      He would of course enjoy that too.
      • CobraDick | 7 years ago 0 points
        You know, you're probably right. Well, I'd think of something really sudden and unpleasant.
        • Darkona | 7 years ago | 2 points
          welll, doom his ass with an umbrella, afetr you put it in, open it. THAT is sudden and umpleasant
    • SkiOne | 7 years ago | 2 points
      You gotta see the whole video, I wish I still had it. Hysterical!
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        I have it.
        • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
          Well fucking post it!
        • RAYPISTE | 6 years ago 0 points
          if have it? put it on. i want it
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        yeah... i saw the full clip once too... but don't remember from which website...
        • FUQTARD Al Sadr | 7 years ago 0 points
          Its the jerk off terrorist from SNUFFX.COM - I have 7 or 8 vids from the series.
        • thunderpanther | 7 years ago 0 points
          wait till you see the sequal the empiress bites back
    • deleted | 7 years ago | 1 point
      hell get the lady who was choking that guy on him
    • vaiotron | 7 years ago 0 points
      doesnt mean it isnt fucking hilarious.
    • gizzer | 7 years ago 0 points
      i would simply cut is fuckin dick!
      • gizzer | 7 years ago 0 points
        nobody mess with my daughter
  • Macduff | 7 years ago | 8 points
    no wonder asian ladies are into scat, if some radom loser kept coming up to you and umm cumming on you after a while you waht to shit on someone too
    • ANIMAL BEAST | 7 years ago | 1 point
      Luckily for them, the would be ninja assasins were shooting blanks.
    • PissFlap | 7 years ago 0 points
      That made me laugh, and it makes things clearer !
  • duvessa_belladonna | 7 years ago | 7 points
    and thats why you carry a stun gun, zap that jap!!!
    • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
      No, because your stun gun would'nt compare to their Gundams or pokemon they have on them.
  • scorpio_butterfly | 7 years ago | 7 points
    They're probably so pissed off because it wasn't shit!
    • Macduff | 7 years ago 0 points
      hilarious, plus one to you
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 6 points
    I was sitting in a subway train in Madrid and when I turned my head there was a cock 3 inch away from my face. I looked up and it was an ugly dude who looked like he was about to cum. I laughed loudly, pointed and raised my arms and shoulders in a questioning way. He looked away, hid it under his coat and moved away from me. These dickheads count on women being too embarassed to do anything, this is why I hate them, not because of the indecent behaviour. Cunts!
    • hard_core_princess | 7 years ago | 1 point
      Yeah, I hope I wouldn't be too shocked to just grab that cock & give it a good twist...bring the jerk off (er, pun not intended) to his knees in the worst way possible!
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        I hope so too! Try to take a picture anyway and post it!
    • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
      They would never stand up to it when comfronted. Any dude who might be into this kind of thing-I would kill you in the most horrible way if I could get away with it. And no, you don't have to ra_pe me
      • Darkona | 7 years ago 0 points
        when i finally purchase my gun, i can borrow it to you aftyer i'm done with a few things :)
        • Macduff | 7 years ago | 1 point
          like hunting down the owner of the dreaded starfish weiner?
        • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
          and shooting bush?
    • PissFlap | 7 years ago 0 points
      Oh... oops... was that you on the train ?! Sorry ! :)
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        Hahahahhahahaha. It wasn't you, I am sure of it!
    • Macduff | 7 years ago 0 points
      you go girl!!!! plus one to you!
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 5 points
    they only get away with it because no one can see there jap sized cocks
  • nrg_god | 7 years ago | 3 points
    tinkle tinkle taste my sprinkle
  • SUPER_VILLAIN | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Introducing the newest gameshow in Japan Kum n go...
  • kangdangalang904 | 7 years ago | 2 points
    you cant blame that shit on 2 little doses of radiation.......