Redneck special forces

Redneck Special Forces
by BodOmLaw 8 years ago (Dec 12, 2007) in Funny
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  • BodOmLaw | 8 years ago | 23 points
    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck \Special Forces (USRSF), These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
    • BodOmLaw | 8 years ago | 1 point
      I'm no redneck, however thats one tank ass fuckin gun. Ain't she Cooter?
      • deleted | 8 years ago | 1 point
        Im redneck ,, and yes that is a bad ass gun
      • Drajwer | 7 years ago -1 point
        A fucking Lahti L-39 rifle! I am really impressed.
    • livedoen4 | 8 years ago 0 points
      Dale Earnhardt....good one!
      • ecorock | 8 years ago 0 points
        The Man.
    • Hyde in plain sight | 8 years ago 0 points
      Is that a Rail gun? Shit on a stick! I would not want be anywhere near that things target!
  • livedoen4 | 8 years ago | 3 points
    The face is photoshopped.
    • BodOmLaw | 8 years ago | 1 point
      Took long enough to notice. BTW id say the face is painted. Thats no photoshop.
    • Queef | 8 years ago 0 points
      to protect the innocent!
  • Sandman0693 | 8 years ago | 3 points
    The photoshopped face is fucking horrible
  • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
    jesus christ that things as big as my dick
    • BodOmLaw | 8 years ago | 2 points
      Probly has better aim though.
      • deleted | 8 years ago 0 points
        My dick fires within 1 MOA at 200 yards. . .
  • PissFlap | 8 years ago | 2 points
    That's just his "pocket gun" - his real rifle is just out of shot of the photo.
  • mcfilth | 8 years ago | 2 points
    Delta Farce 2: Operation Mullet
  • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
    Dale Earnhart's father Ralph was a member and so was Dale untill he got scared that Nascar would shun him if they found out. Dale Jr. feels the same as his father and grandfather so if things get bad you can depend on him too. Anyone who don't like this comment give me a neg and if you approve give me a plus. Lets see where everyone stands. Lets see if you will be honest with yourself. Go for it.
    • ecorock | 8 years ago 0 points
      I'm assuming by your statements regarding the Earnhardts being members of the KKK,you could readily supply written documented proof of that.Or no?