Make a vagina

Heres what you'll need
by id 7 years ago (Jun 20, 2008) in Funny
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  • deleted | 7 years ago | 13 points
    it will never be as good as a real pussy.........
    • sdtuu | 7 years ago | 11 points
      Yeah but least it wont expect a phone call the next night, or nag at u or take ur money
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        RRRRR but not all us chicks want a phone-call or the money hunny, its all in the pick'n my dear.......
        • -=JHSC=- | 7 years ago 0 points
          yeah, i agree, i would rather pound vag than stick it in a pillow
        • Bin Laden | 6 years ago 0 points
          Yeah right....
    • madcow1007 | 4 years ago 0 points
      it's sure as fuck cheaper & less of a headache tho...regardless of whether the real pussy is pro or not
  • BallsDeep007 | 7 years ago | 10 points
    Step 9b: For those that like dirty pussy, make sure you throw in a sardine before adding additional lube.
    • jeanaissa | 7 years ago | 1 point
      ok BD not all females pussy smell like fish who have you been laying with lately...lol
      • BallsDeep007 | 7 years ago 0 points
        Mary Palm and her sister.
    • LikeTrade | 7 years ago 0 points
      and diced onions
    • Red Baron | 7 years ago 0 points
      What about the members who enjoy some bush on their pussy?
  • gulfice | 7 years ago | 9 points
    Kinda like...............pussy for .............LOSERS!
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      This works just as well for winners as well as losers.
  • chazzzzzzzzzz | 7 years ago | 8 points
    Boy....MacGyver needs to put some effort into actually getting laid.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 7 points
    getting the real thing is a lot less work
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      Wrong. The real thing costs a lot more money. In this time of need, fake pussy is the way to go because it costs a lot less. No need to buy it dinner, or talk to it, or tell it it's beautiful.
      • Blindfreek | 7 years ago | 2 points
        your right hookers do cost money...thats why I just went and got a girlfriend
        • Aethenoth | 7 years ago | 2 points
          Girlfriends cost even more, should have stayed with the hooker
          • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
            those of you complaining about how girls cost too much are obviously lonely and can't manage to GET a girlfriend. and if you do have one, maybe you should find one that doesn't solely rely on men. They do exist.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 5 points
    Lucky me, I have a real one.
    • id | 7 years ago | 16 points
      did you use a lighter to smooth out your edges?
      • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
        Yeah but I think there's too much stuffing...
        • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
          if its not real why even want it..............
          • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago | 3 points
            Because fake pussy costs less in the long run.
            • deleted | 7 years ago | 4 points
              And fake pussy don't get headaches, or PMS, or lawyers.
        • id | 7 years ago 0 points
          how do you know when you've been stuffed too much?
          • deleted | 7 years ago | 7 points
            When the pictures end up on H666.
    • RatDog67 | 7 years ago 0 points
      Can I borrow it?
  • sawan | 7 years ago | 4 points
    It looks like a home lovin kit for prisioners in solitary, ie The ones that is that can't fuck their own ass!
  • Klamydia | 7 years ago | 4 points
    Is to much damn work, I'm just gonna fuck the pillow
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      Do you sleep on said pillow afterwards?
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 7 years ago | 4 points
    Think of the fortune I could make if I sold these from vending machines in a certain part of Ohio!
    • j18speed | 7 years ago | 1 point
      I know where you could get $32.78!
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
    I think I might need to use a two liter bottle
    • Bin Laden | 6 years ago 0 points
      You are right. My last girlfriend was lovely and all she did was love me and not expect anything in return apart from my love. I'm a musician and I was always playing music all over the place with no money but she still loved me. Then one day we had a threesome with her friend. Everything was good untile she caught me fucking her friend the next day after she came back from work. We could go into the technicalities of the situation but it resulted inme losing me lovely girlfriend in the end. If only I had had this plastic bottle vagina!! I could of relieved myself in the bathroom and not screwed her skanky friend.
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago -2 points
      Because a 2 liter bottle offers more of a tight fit for you?
      • stylez40 | 7 years ago 0 points
        I think DOA prefers fucking a warm "two liter bottle" of water
        • stylez40 | 7 years ago 0 points
          But I will plus him on the comment
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
    *sings Coke jingle* "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby..."
  • scorpionking | 7 years ago | 3 points
    Hey....What gives? I just tried this and it tastes really bad.
    • Ra Scorpio | 7 years ago | 1 point
      unfortunately you'll have to provide your own vagina sauce to get the full sensation
  • PissFlap | 7 years ago | 3 points
    Geez, real pussy is easier to get than it is to make this fake one.
    • ScuttleSlut | 7 years ago 0 points
      Oh, you tried? It was hard for you to make, wasn't? =/
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago -3 points
      Real pussy costs a lot more money. This works time and time again. It never has a headache, or just wants to go to sleep.
      • Blindfreek | 7 years ago | 1 point
        how many more times are you going to say this?
      • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
        you're obviously not very good
  • j18speed | 7 years ago | 3 points
    Talk to you guys in a week!
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      Learn to get the Fleshlight. It's an amazing thing. Once you get one of those, you'll talk to us in about 2 months.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
    best post ever!
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
    I'm sure they won't be teaching this at the next annual boy scout meeting
    • westside4life | 7 years ago | 3 points
      nah they will, theyll just rename it "how to make a rectum"
    • MrSunshine | 7 years ago | 1 point
      I got kick out of the scouts for eating a brownie.
    • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
      you sure about that?
  • joythief07 | 7 years ago | 2 points
    This lame. How about a do-it-yourself prolapse for those lonely nights?
    • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
      Goatse could help you with that one
  • LikeTrade | 7 years ago | 2 points
    he needs to hurry up and get a patent
    • smurfspunk | 7 years ago 0 points
      too late, speed invented it!!!!!
  • Wraith | 7 years ago | 2 points
    What a great way to recycle a plastic bottle, you help save the planet and save money on going out on a date too
  • 13 | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Im waiting for the next chapter of the series, "How to Make an Asshole".
    • smurfspunk | 7 years ago | 2 points
      *please insert your own Joythief07 joke here*
  • smurfspunk | 7 years ago | 2 points
    30% of all men need one of these, because they have killed thier bad bad girlfriend!
    • 13 | 7 years ago | 1 point
      and 70% of women need that too, koz they have got herpies on them vagina.
      • smurfspunk | 7 years ago 0 points
        You are right, but this statistic does only count for the UK, right???
        • 13 | 7 years ago 0 points
          Yeah koz women are only in uk, everywhere else there are pre op, or post op, trannies. Right.
          • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
            not me!
  • roland68 | 7 years ago | 2 points
    They left out the cottage cheese

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