Im not fake im real

I got your back baby
by deleted 2 years ago (Oct 17, 2012) in Wtf
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  • j18speed | 2 years ago | 43 points
    Makes me a little embarrassed that she's carrying my baby.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 5 points
      Yeah.. hup!!
    • ShittlesRainbow | 2 years ago | 3 points
      yeah, your one lucky sunavabitch!!! and i love her shirt
      • j18speed | 2 years ago | 2 points
        I bought that for our two month anniversary.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
      The first thing I saw was the picture of these two and I read your comment I laughed my ass off. I then watch the video, now I think your fucked up. well played sir
      • j18speed | 2 years ago | 1 point
        You're an excellent judge of character.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      haha priceless,
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
      That bitch said i was that babys daddy. Glad im off the hook for that one
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 31 points
    Its like she has a retarded parrot on her shoulder.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 12 points
      Yeah!
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
        KMA!
        • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
          Yeah!!
          • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
            ya moron!!!
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
        Yeah!, Yeah!, Right! Yeah!, Yeah!
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 19 points
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 0 points
      Now I can take two of my friends!!! Hey lady?
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
        How much is six tickets?
        • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
          Somebody gets it...... Finally!!!
          • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
            Yaaaaay!
  • penisalota | 2 years ago | 16 points
    ...and my daddyunclebrother well he's dead too.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 8 points
      Yeah..
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 12 points
    The hiccup was priceless, and this whole time i was fapping i couldnt stop hiccuping
    • Risen | 2 years ago | 13 points
      I don't think those are hiccups. I'm pretty sure she is barking....
      • j18speed | 2 years ago | 5 points
        2X as hot now!
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 12 points
    She looks like "Skippy" from Family Ties.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 5 points
      Skippy and author Stephen Kings love child
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
        Very nice,I see it.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 11 points
    *Cindy* - "When she graduated from the 3rd grade, she could color so well that they gave her a complimentary box of crayons, you ugly monkey...hiccup.." BTW, just so everyone knows, the last case of smallpox in the United States was in 1949. The last naturally occurring case in the world was in Somalia in 1977..you skanks..fuckin' morons....
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 7 points
      Whoever negged this comment, I'm sorry if it was all over your head and you couldn't understand what I wrote. Next time, I will take you into consideration and will use smaller words and shorter sentences. Okay not really..you skanky fuckin moron...you ugly monkey...hiccup!
      • Mew | 2 years ago | -1 point
        & they negged me for what reason? People have no lives apparently.
    • Mew | 2 years ago | 1 point
      I was about to write, how the hell did her twin brother die from smallpox lol?
  • jordan1870 | 2 years ago | 11 points
    Considering it's around her waist, I'd say that's a belt, not a bra....
  • Dinglebutt | 2 years ago | 8 points
    I wish this was a joke. To think that these people are reproducing and voting scares the shit out of me!
    • LizardQueen | 2 years ago | 1 point
      I wouldn't worry too much, Dingle. To vote, you have to be able to read.
  • HulkBrogan | 2 years ago | 6 points
    White trash black trash, its all the same. All of the monkey talk reminds me of some of our fellow H666 members....
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
      Maybe she is Mr. Reality's daughter..
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | 3 points
        DAUGHTER??!!

        Those are his concubines...he's got a strong pimp hand.
        • dv8nme | 2 years ago | 2 points
          It's not nice to talk ill about the "recently departed". But we can celebrate his "passing". (figuratively)
        • LizardQueen | 2 years ago | 2 points
          Not strong enough, R&E.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 4 points
    I'm surprise she can operate a computer. Fake ass bar less whore
  • xxmoonxx | 2 years ago | 4 points
    Anyone get the feeling the husband is in the other room going PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOOT ME NOW.....
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
      Ironically enough he is also her brother..
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | 0 points
        BROTHER??!!

        He's her son...or her father..or...or....I don;t even fucking know anymore...maybe I am a "fucking moron".
        • xxmoonxx | 2 years ago | 1 point
          you forgot to say Yeah! and then hiccup...
  • southern_aristocrat15 | 2 years ago | 4 points
    That was the weirdest rap video and hype man I've ever seen! "Yeah"
  • blindkitten | 2 years ago | 4 points
    small pox? does that cause mental retardation?
  • joeroxydunn | 2 years ago | 3 points
    Fucking trash, they just want come out of the mountains
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
      They just want cum out of the mountains?
    • Lady Q | 2 years ago | 2 points
      You sure its not The Hills (have eyes)
  • widger | 2 years ago | 3 points
    MR spocks daughter
  • darkcloud71 | 2 years ago | 3 points
    The fact that she references Mt Vernon and Springfield says to me they are from KY. So embarrassing as I am from Ky also. Yikes.....
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
      There is also a Mt. Vernon, Va and Springfield, VA. Besides, the KY accent is a different kind of, how should I put it...Appalachian. So, my vote is for VA.
      • dv8nme | 2 years ago | 1 point
        Ohio also. Thats where I'd put my money.
        • LizardQueen | 2 years ago | 1 point
          There's a Springfield IL. Also Mt. Vernon IL. And she sounds like my southern IL cousins. Oh, dag nab it, what did I just admit?
          • MrCapnNate | 2 years ago | 2 points
            That you use the term "dag nab it"...
            • LizardQueen | 2 years ago | 1 point
              That's worse than admitting I'm from IL, isn't it.
              • MrCapnNate | 2 years ago | 1 point
                Not sure, I'll get back to you...
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 3 points
    I have a feeling the husband is also her father, and the newborn will be his son/ grandson. And in 15 yrs we will see another vid but with two people in the background this time.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Both of they're voices were so fucking annoying,That nails on a chalkboard actually sounds good
    • j18speed | 2 years ago | 3 points
      I'd still fuck them both. Mother/daughter fantasy wins again!
  • Dehumanizer | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll

    , like cindy the slack jawed yokel.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Why are these hill-billies so angry at the internet? And are we totally sure that is female? Pretty strong jaw and crazy biceps.
  • FieldMedic72 | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Fuck i was expecting to seeher mommy tit's at least !
    • twatjuice | 2 years ago | 0 points
      have a plus and twatjuice AND BIG BLUE
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
    LMFAO, bitch in the background calling someone a monkey and the bitch looks like she just stepped of the set of Planet of the Apes, seriously look at her she has a chimp face, and the body to match
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
    computers should have remained just hard enough to weed them out but now they are all "user friendly"... fuck! why? why? why? I want answers dammit!
  • Imdagoalie | 2 years ago | 2 points
    WHAT.....THE......FUCK.....WAS......THAT.....hard to even find it funny....OK, not really...I did laugh...almost fell off my chair when the "80"yr old mom lifted her top....furniture disease!
  • Imdagoalie | 2 years ago | 2 points
    How long before TLC gives them a show :"uvrybody dead but me and ma!"
  • rakkaT | 2 years ago | 2 points
    hope someone will remix that video, id love to see it !
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | 2 points
    If I may be allowed quite the esteemed Mr. Dennis Leary from his movie, THE REF"...

    ".....they ain't dead lady...they're hiding!..."
  • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Hubby's out playing banjo with some tourists getting ready to float down the river
    • deleted | 2 years ago | 2 points
  • fishtaco | 2 years ago | 2 points
    she talks like Mitch Hedberg
  • BigCountry | 2 years ago | 2 points
    Definitely shot it Illinois....... god I love my people

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