Fuck your mom

How to get your ex back good
by notanomad 7 years ago (Sat, Mar 08, 2008) in Funny (NSFW)
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  • notanomad | 7 years ago | 8 points
    OK, it's long, but funny as hell. And it's not from a fuckin' TV show.
    • painwhore | 7 years ago | 10 points
      "Hey, you know what? Any video over two minutes is just TOO FUCKING LONG!" where have i heard that before?
      • notanomad | 7 years ago | 1 point
        hmmm... sounds like something I might say...
      • dark_age79 | 7 years ago | 1 point
        longer than 2 minutes, my attention span cant keep up
        • deleted | 7 years ago | 4 points
          Anything longer than 2 minutes and i'm having an good night!
    • deleted | 7 years ago -2 points
      The only good bit is at 5 min the rest was crap
    • deleted | 7 years ago -3 points
      I GOT BORED BYE
      • notanomad | 7 years ago | 2 points
        neg me and run, eh pussy? well I found your ass, 'cause nomads don't fucking give up. Ever.
        • betoish | 7 years ago | 3 points
          but i thought you were NOT-a-nomad.....
          • notanomad | 7 years ago 0 points
            or it could be no-ta-nomad. I'll let you figure it out!
  • Max power | 7 years ago | 8 points
    now go home and tell your mom shes about to get fucked .... lmfao
  • FaHQ2 | 7 years ago | 6 points
    What a Motherfucker!!!
  • sawan | 7 years ago | 6 points
    HEY babe!! your mom could suck an elephant through a keyhole with her teeth in .Tonight shees takin em out and guess what ??. She is gonna get pumped so hard she is gonna float home.
    • ill_sane | 7 years ago | 1 point
      i gotta plus you just for the imagery
  • azzhole | 7 years ago | 5 points
    NICK NICK NICK that was fucking awesome revenge
  • painwhore | 7 years ago | 5 points
    is it such a shock that your mother wants to FUUUCCCKK?
    • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
      Thats what I tell my kids.
    • sawan | 7 years ago | 2 points
      Hell yeah ,she already squeaks when she walks so i gave her a can of oil for her birthday.I couldn't bear the noise of her shagging a toyboy.
  • livedoen4 | 7 years ago | 3 points
    Great ending. Nothing like a little head from your ex's mom.
  • DirkDiggler | 7 years ago | 3 points
    That is so going to get filed into the memory banks for later use. I think its fucking hilarious. Some great quotes too
  • slikride | 7 years ago | 2 points
    That guy is a beast
    • notanomad | 7 years ago 0 points
      relentless, just like me
      • slikride | 7 years ago | 1 point
        And he got the girl in the end
        • notanomad | 7 years ago 0 points
          or in the mouth
  • superman2050 | 7 years ago | 2 points
    wow that wasnt worth watching it for 9 mins
    • ill_sane | 7 years ago | 4 points
      neither is most porn. but hey, we all do it anyway!
    • notanomad | 7 years ago 0 points
      well you should have jacked-off while you watched it, so your time wouldn't have completely been wasted.
      • superman2050 | 7 years ago | 1 point
        nothing wrong with it, they could of just cut it down 2 about 5 mins
        • notanomad | 7 years ago | 1 point
          agreed. but since I can't give you back the additional seven minutes and five seconds of your life that was wasted, I'll plus you instead.
  • j18speed | 7 years ago | 2 points
    I fuck my mother in law, too. But not for revenge... it's just fun.
    • notanomad | 7 years ago 0 points
      I can never plus you.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Awesome post sir!! Cruel, meanspirited, but if you can pull it off, fuckin-a.
  • MetatronAtra | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Fistin' the mailbox. Yes.