DIY Pussy

Make you own pussy from houshold items
by deleted 4 years ago (Thu, Jan 20, 2011) in Wtf (SFW)
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  • ConnieLynne | 4 years ago | 14 points
    A mellon is cheaper and has it's own lubrication plus you can eat it or serve it to friends when done.
    • deleted | 4 years ago | 16 points
      make note to self to not eat fruit salad at ConnieLynne's summer picnic.............
      • sexyoc | 4 years ago | 1 point
        noted lol
    • zerocommazero | 4 years ago | 6 points
      Oh Connie. You are this generation's Martha Stewart.
  • Back40 | 4 years ago | 6 points
    Could you help us all out with some instructions?
    • deleted | 4 years ago | 1 point
      Stick dick and go.
      • deezerdude | 4 years ago -5 points
        Quit fucking line jumping!
  • deleted | 4 years ago | 6 points
    do you turn the sponges the other way if you like rough sex?
    • massageplus | 4 years ago | 1 point
      That's the DIY STD kit version!
    • flymsy | 4 years ago 0 points
      I'm thinking it's missing a rubber band somewhere near the entrance.
  • Azsiam | 4 years ago | 5 points
    I stuffed tuna in the fingers so it would be just like my sister, after she died.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | 4 points
    Now there's no need to spend money on a skank
    • Hellgates | 4 years ago -3 points
      id need something way bigger than a shot glass.
      • Knees2YourFace | 4 years ago | 4 points
        in other words you need a thimble right?
        • Hellgates | 4 years ago -3 points
          what part of "bigger" didnt you understand? one too many knees to the face i figure.
          • weebazweebaz | 4 years ago | 1 point
            you're the boy bleeding....he's still fighting..cockmuncher
  • deleted | 4 years ago | 3 points
    A chemical burn is always nice...
  • jiggernaut | 4 years ago | 3 points
    I like wedging mine in between the couch cushions so I can have my hands free to rewind the porn.
  • rongmothershuvit | 4 years ago | 2 points
    one must admit that is rather imaginative, the shit never crossed my mind
  • tracer | 4 years ago | 2 points
    prison crafty, and you can change the texture by just flipping the sponges to the green side
    • SticksAndStones | 4 years ago 0 points
      That for the most part is a FeFe. A little spit or lotion and you're in business.
    • deleted | 4 years ago 0 points
      Just give it a face and its your bitch
  • deleted | 4 years ago | 2 points
    Damn thats how it is supposed to be. when I made mine I put the green scrubby on the inside. No wonder my pud is read as a cherrie.
    • deleted | 4 years ago 0 points
      Dam spell check, Read=red fail :-(
  • reusedcondom | 4 years ago | 2 points
    Latex Pussy can NEVER taste smell or arouse as much as the real thing.. but on the plus side the Crotch-Brite can help clean up afterwards.. in case of a mess
  • deleted | 4 years ago | 2 points
    If you use the rough side of the sponges and leather glove you can pretend its margret thatcher