Biggest dick ever

Sure you might have seen Jonah flaccid, well here he is hard.
by BigBadDave85 7 years ago (May 25, 2008) in Wtf
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  • Bouy | 7 years ago | 9 points
    Someone feed that ellephant a peanut.
  • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago | 8 points
    After doing some searching, I found the a very elusive picture of the the biggest dick in the world, (Confirmed thus far) erect. Yes, this picture is very real.
    • deleted | 7 years ago | 35 points
      Cant be.Everybody knows the Biggest dick in the world wears a helmet and drives a Mach 5.
      • Discombobulated | 7 years ago | 5 points
        No, I thought the biggest dick in the world was the opposing party on my divorce papers.
        • deleted | 7 years ago | 4 points
          And the biggest cunt is my ex-wife!!! Whadaudo???
          • fastlane1 | 4 years ago | 0 points
            thats fucking funny bro
    • superman2050 | 7 years ago | 30 points
      so u just admited to searching the internet for big dicks right?
      • Redchili | 7 years ago | 10 points
        who said anything about internet???
        • Kowboy | 5 years ago 0 points
          So are you saying he was searching in men's pants????
      • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago | 6 points
        I do believe I said I look for weird stuff. If a big dick happens to show up, sure I'll take a gander.
    • Drweld | 7 years ago 0 points
      How come I wasn't invited to that contest?
      • vegetok | 7 years ago 0 points
        hey good profile pic i use it too sometimes...lol
    • bobszvetics | 7 years ago 0 points
      HES BIGGER THN MANDINGO GOD DAMM
    • Troylove | 5 years ago 0 points
      well... where does he live!!! some of us wanna make a visit!!!
      • deleted | 2 years ago | 1 point
        but you told me that size wasn't important!
    • deleted | 4 years ago 0 points
      Where's PSW when you need him!?? To confirm this with his vast knowledge of photoshopping expertise?? & if this guy's dick IS real-why the HELL is'nt he in PORN!!!! I'd give my right tit-to see him in action!!
    • bobszvetics | 7 years ago -3 points
      HOLY HORSECOCK HES BIGGER THAN ME
    • ferrari360max | 7 years ago -4 points
      so you basically search the internet for dicks?
      • ecorock | 7 years ago | 2 points
        ferrari, it's only a matter of time before somebody makes your minus 2 into a minus 3, so I'm going to do it just so you know who did it. It always makes me feel better to know.
        • grizlleybare | 7 years ago | 1 point
          it was nice to know
          • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
            and knowing is half the battle.
      • superman2050 | 7 years ago 0 points
        read 3cm above you
        • ferrari360max | 7 years ago | -3 points
          i just did no need for a neg because i miss read something
          • superman2050 | 7 years ago | 5 points
            well u repeated a comment that had just been made, and made directly above yours, there is no need for retaliation negging, thats not what its for. i dont even know why im explaning myself
  • scorpionking | 7 years ago | 5 points
    Hard to find a pair of shorts to wear with that big dick
  • Mannequin | 7 years ago | 5 points
    what's he holding? a remote control for it?
    • n2o | 7 years ago | 10 points
      no it's a razorblade, he's just about to turn it into the biggest starfish wiener ever
      • Mannequin | 7 years ago | 1 point
        can't wait to see the results!
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      Actually, the honest answer is that it's the remote control to the camera he is using to take a picture of that whale dick of his.
    • PhilErup | 7 years ago 0 points
      look closely, its the alarm control. he's handing it over to valet.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 4 points
    Well good upload then BigBadDave85 ...you are the penis upload king
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago | 2 points
      I get bored sometimes, and surf the internet for weird things. I really need to invest in a girlfriend, or one of those real dolls...although those dolls are expensive.
      • ecorock | 7 years ago | 17 points
        Not as expensive as a girlfriend.
        • CobraDick | 7 years ago | 15 points
          Hell, an ex-wife is even more expensive! Take my advice, Dave: rent, don't buy!
          • deleted | 7 years ago 0 points
            married two times myself cobra, i know what you mean.
            • boogerking | 7 years ago | 1 point
              Did your wives let you lick there feet or did u have to invest in a prostitute for that ?
      • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
        Sounds like the perfect thing to replace my wife with (the doll not the pic lol)
  • livedoen4 | 7 years ago | 4 points
    Shaving your pubs is just overkill with that hogleg. Good DICKtective work Dave.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | 4 points
    Most guys with big dicks never bother learning how to use them. They assume having a big one automatically makes them a skilled stud, but their performance is more like a drunken spastic trying to stick a baseball bat in a keyhole
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
    that wouldn't even feel like a cock, it would probably feel like getting pounded with a jackhammer..........oh wait , that's supposed to be a good thing..=D
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      I'd think getting fuck with a jackhammer would kind of take away from normal sex.
  • norwaybabe469 | 7 years ago | 3 points
    I think I just ruined my keyboard from drooling!!! Yummy!!!
  • jonniewaker | 7 years ago | 3 points
    If I had a tree trunk for a dick I'd be in the porno business. Then when Ive made plenty of money I'd get a penis reduction and live happy ever after.
    • BigBadDave85 | 7 years ago 0 points
      It's funny, he actually doesn't want to be in the porn business. No idea why not, but then again it isn't my horse cock.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 3 points
    Thats not a dick its a T-Rex arm.
  • Drweld | 7 years ago | 3 points
    What is he holding in his left hand?.... rewards bites, he's training it!
  • smurfspunk | 7 years ago | 3 points
    A girl could do a poledance and fuck him at the same time!!!!
  • JesusChrist420 | 7 years ago | 3 points
    all i gotta say is... YEA!!! GO WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
  • Lola | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Foot long?? Who got the foot long??
    • Muff420 | 7 years ago | 1 point
      the 5 dollar foot long?
  • BigFender | 7 years ago | 2 points
    No wonder his knees are bent, they're creaking from the strain of that extra limb down there. If he stays hard too long he might pass out from blood loss.
  • notorious | 7 years ago | 2 points
    now that is literally a ladykiller.
  • schmiddles | 7 years ago | 2 points
    A true "third leg". Crikeese!
  • SkiOne | 7 years ago | 2 points
    Mother fucking horse cock!
  • deleted | 7 years ago | 2 points
    That dick wouldn't fill half the stretched out holes posted here.
    • Muff420 | 7 years ago 0 points
      funny because its true
  • Onix | 4 years ago | 2 points
    I want this inside me so damn bad......as I rub my pussy and squirt my cum all over his huge dick!!!!!

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