Ass midget

For when you go for a little midget in your ass
by j18speed 8 years ago (Dec 26, 2007) in Wtf
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  • chazzzzzzzzzz | 8 years ago | 28 points
    Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's up your ass I go.....
  • Bukkakkae | 8 years ago | 19 points
    Now the Travelocity Nome has really been everwhere
  • ecorock | 8 years ago | 7 points
    PLUS a free dogtag??? FUCK YEAH!!!
    • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
      What does the tag say? If found dead please remove dwarvin dildo from my rectum.
    • gfl160 | 8 years ago | 1 point
      That's better then the invisible ninja sticker I think I got!!!
      • ecorock | 8 years ago 0 points
        Don't even get me started on the ninja sticker scam.
        • j18speed | 8 years ago | 1 point
          Guys... you could have already gotten it and just not know it. It *IS* a NINJA sticker, after all.
  • Macduff | 8 years ago | 6 points
    they sing " we reperesent the spincter guild the spincter guild"
  • mufasa | 8 years ago | 5 points
    say hello 2 the outcast Keebler elf.....Leon
  • anastasiajubilee | 8 years ago | 4 points
    them lawn gnomes always gave me the fucking creeps
  • OChill | 8 years ago | 3 points
    Does it only come in black?
    • CharlesBronsin | 8 years ago | 1 point
      Good one, Acme tried to counter the ass Gnome with the anal yard dart collection, they are pink with feathers. I saw some at a flea market.
  • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
    Boss-The colon,the colon!
    • deleted | 8 years ago 0 points
      wow, you toomk it way back in the day. i dont think any1 else got it tho.
    • pixiepal | 8 years ago 0 points
      No no buzz, it's BOSS BOSS, the colon!
      • deleted | 8 years ago 0 points
        You-are right Pixie! I must've had my carnac hat on too tight.
  • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
    this thing looks fuckin stupid... i bet its made by the same people that make the clapper, and the chia pet
  • 13 | 8 years ago | 2 points
    "Say Hello!!! to my Little Friend".
  • deleted | 8 years ago | 2 points
    Uh, has anyone seen my ass midget? He's been lost for weeks!
    • deleted | 8 years ago | 1 point
      i will give it back when i am finished with it.
  • KallyKat | 8 years ago | 2 points
    Now all we need is to find a picture of someone -using- the ass gnome....and no, I'm not volunteering...tempting, but no.
    • deleted | 8 years ago 0 points
      Please! I'll give you a free dogtag!

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